#CorbynApologies: What else can Jeremy Corbyn apologise for?

A hashtag is born

Jeremy Corbyn voted against British intervention in Iraq in 2003, and has now promised to apologise to Iraqis on behalf of the Labour Party for the subsequent war.

It is a bold move and one which is defining the leadership debate at the moment.

But if Jeremy Corbyn can apologise for a war he wasn’t directly responsible for, what else can he take the blame for? This is the (somewhat crude) thinking behind the trending hashtag on Twitter #CorbynApologies

Let us delve into the best efforts:

Jeremy Corbyn to apologise for yesterday at the Oval #corbynapologies

— Al Murray the 318 (@almurray) August 21, 2015

Corbyn to apologise for the poor standard of tea served in modern coffee shops. #Corbynapologies

— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) August 21, 2015

Jeremy Corbyn intends to apologise on behalf of whoever it was that let the dogs out. #corbynapologies

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) August 21, 2015

#corbyn to apologise for the Amstrad E-m@iler #corbynapologies pic.twitter.com/IJku1gDgFr

— Dr Cromarty (@drcromarty) August 21, 2015

Jeremy Corbyn to apologise for people who say ‘expresso’. #corbynapologies

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) August 21, 2015

#corbynapologiesshould be a real thing. A telephone message service that can apologise for adultery, forgotten anniversaries & illegal wars

— Tim Stanley (@timothy_stanley) August 21, 2015