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Top 10 cheesy Christmas jokes

14th Dec 16 9:05 am

Will you try any of these out?

Here are some really cheesy Christmas jokes to keep you laughing throughout the holiday season…

1. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!

2. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson

3. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken

4. Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught

5. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers

6. What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards

7. What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’? A Mistle-toad

8. What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days

9. What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you

10. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

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