As the US presidential debate rages on
1. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
2. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
3. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”
4. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of a**.”
5. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
6. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
7. “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”
8. “I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
9. “My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”
10. “We can’t continue to allow China to rape our country”
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