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10 Funniest Halloween jokes to tickle your funny bone

31st Oct 16 11:17 am

Check these hilarious jokes out

Get the pumpkins out, get the sweets out. It’s Halloween! It should be all about scaring one another but what are some of funniest Halloween jokes? Be warned very funny content ahead…

1. When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day

2. Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?” The other monster replied, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

3. What does Dracula say when introduced to someone new? Hello, pleased to be eat you!

4. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!

5. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.

6. Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

7. What did one ghost say to another?I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe in people.

8. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?No, they eat the fingers separately…

9. What is a mummies favorite type of music? Wrap!

10. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius? Pumpkin Pi!

Maybe you can use some of these at an upcoming Halloween Party? Maybe…

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